Friday, June 6, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
FREE FUNERAL FOR BASEBALL FAN
Published: June 5, 2008 at 4:48 PM
GRAND PRAIRIE, Texas, June 5 (UPI) -- A woman who won a free funeral at a Grand Prairie, Texas, minor league baseball game said she has survived numerous medical problems.
Elaine Fulps, 60, bested other Grand Prairie Airhogs fans in a competition that included a pallbearer's race, a mummy wrap and a eulogy delivery at Tuesday's game, The Dallas Morning News reported Thursday.
Fulps said she performed all of the feats while wearing a neck brace related to multiple medical problems that have led to about 20 surgeries.
"I almost croaked many times," Fulps said.
"God still has me around for a reason," she said. "To win a funeral."
The $10,000 funeral, part of the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball team's All Hogs Go to Heaven promotion, will be provided by the Chapel of Roses Funeral Home.
Fulps said she plans to meet soon with funeral home officials to work out the details of her prize, which includes a free headstone and burial plot.
"I'm going to pick a spot under a tree out of the Texas heat," she said. "And let's hope it's a pet-free cemetery. I don't want to get watered on."
BRIDE'S VOMIT FEARS DELAY WEDDING
Published: June 5, 2008 at 4:43 PM
LONDON, June 5 (UPI) -- A London bride-to-be whose wedding was postponed because of her fear of vomiting said she is seeking hypnotherapy to help her overcome her phobia.
Emma Pelling, 19, said she has been unable to go through with her wedding to Gareth Heal because she suffers from emetophobia, an intense fear of vomiting, The Telegraph reported Thursday.
"I have this recurring nightmare of being ill as a bride, running out of the church and abandoning my husband at the altar," Pelling said.
Pelling, who said her fear has kept her from visiting places where she has vomited in the past, said she has sought the help of a hypnotherapist to help cure her of the phobia.
"I want to make it a special day for both of us. I hope the hypnotherapist can cure me so I can enjoy our special day without the fear of being ill," she said.
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 4:45 PM
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
This is the Bill Murray interview found on the back of a "Movies Rock" issue. I flipped through it while in a waiting room yesterday. It's fun-nay. He might be a woman beater according to his ex-wife, but the jerk still makes me laugh! The editors chose to keep it short and simple: They ask Bill the same Tiger Beat questionnaire devised for The Monkees in 1967. Here is the Q & A:
How would your mother describe you in one word? Troublemaker
What is your favorite flower? Columbine
What is the most insane question you've ever been asked? "Bill, can I ask you a question?"
What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Blubber
Where would you like to live? On the dark end of the street.
What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "Sit down and shut up!" ~ Various
What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in? Wounded Duck
What do you miss about your childhood? My mom and dad
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Bill Murphy
What is the main fault in your character? Caring about others
Who is your favorite historical figure? Abe Lincoln of Illinois
Describe how you kiss in one word. Semi-sloppy (is that one word?)
If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? I met her twice, pal.
What in the world do you least desire? My neighbor's wife and lawn.
Why do you think most girls date you? Morbid curiosity
Finish this sentence: "Happiness is a thing called ... " Freedom
Monday, June 2, 2008
Michael doing what he does
Saw Snow White at the gas station, maybe she's looking for dead dwarves in her trunk
Marissa's Badass Fullhouse Cameo
Elvis Chinatown Bags
At the Make Out Room, I mean Public Insertion Headquarters
Still at the Make Out Room..
Tastes the same..
Good as shit..
sarah MIN collects jamo bottles. this stash is probably only like a week old
Sarah also has random shit in her room. Remember when Pancho was in that skate porn "Sk8 Tricks?" Yeah, uh I never saw it. But who wouldn't want to see sweaty skate dudes like tag teaming on top of a bank ramp at Skate Lab?? TOTALLY!! (no thanks) btw, pokemon moler says fuck you
love-this-fucking-show!! check out the episode when they freestyled on Too Short. some proper ass left eye ref's. Nicky2States holding it down below
saw the vivian girls and tits play.. looks too loud maybe?
I liked the Vivian Girls a lot.. and i hardly ever like bands that play out maybe cause i'm a big ass hater and have no attention span
Put an installation in Brown Bear's window.. need a better picture of the whole thing. crazy glare!
The Two Rabuts and Company
WHO KNEW HEAD ON COLLISIONS COULD TURN INTO PORTABLE DANCE PARTIES!!!
PORTABLE SUN PANTS!!
INFIDEL STREET CIRCUS..
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 6:12 PM