Saturday, June 21, 2008

MERCURY IN RETROGRADE..





Wednesday, June 18, 2008

BLEACH..


i don't think he's putting enough arm into it..


huh?

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

LIKE A DAYDREAM..


but more like a nightmare cause I'm flying standby and my computer is about to die at the airport..

RACIST WHITE MICKEY..


Lindsay just got back from her 2 week long Euro Goth Tour..


If the verb Chillaxing looked like anything, this would be it. Brette is Chillaxing.


Lindsay went to Jimmy Morrison's grave in Paris, ideal future stick and poke set up staring you in the face


Three layers of teeth, kind of my worst nightmare. I guess the guy stole someone's fake teeth and put it in his mouth, I wonder if it tastes like lamb kebabs.. cause that's what they eat in europe?


Omar's "ruling button collection!!" he didn't say that I just like putting things in quotes


Omar's "racist white mickey"




..holdin' it down..

SPIDER BITCH KAROKE


Dos Mexicanas.. jus' kickin' it old school


Livin' la vida living room




Chick is SO OVER Claudia, but maybe she's just thinking about how cute her shoes are?


Akasha and her friends rolled through.. the reason I went in the first place.. but it's been like a half an hour and Claudia's already mopped the floor with her entire body




I would be kind of bummed if I was trying to sing and had to impress all those people behind Akasha. But then again I did sing Earth, Wind, and Fire, Chaka Khan, AND Elton John so I pretty much was looking at this all night


This guy sang the Spiderman theme song, i think his special power is in his legs.. giant camo stumps


Did I forget to mention he totally yelled "SPIDER BITCH!!!" at the end.. very touching


This is how we do it?




Livin' la vida motel room!


guys sorry, I'm just going through a phase right now where i have to look THIS good.. wait is there someone hiding in his pants? what the fuck is going on..


These chicks ate shit off a high bar stool.. or maybe they were tightrope walking in their peeptoes.. I don't know


Bathroom's super fortified padded doors


OF COURSE, every female chromosome in the bar came up for "Like a Prayer"


This chick singing works at the Cheesecake Factory, all of her work friends left her but she was raging all night anyway. Super down..


Forget Mr. Lonley, Mr. Super Feelin' It was rad, he'd be dancing to EVERYONE'S songs, just like this. not painting creepy eggs in a corner..


Thriller?


Impressing dudes. occupational hazard.. my occupation being a total derel..


Spidey senses say Claudia is taaannkkeeedd!!!


No wait, just common sense says Claudia is tanked..


It kind of looks like someone photoshopped Claudia's head into my armpit..


Last song, this guy sang to the Divinyls.. I mean he really SANG it, it was awesome! Who doesn't want to listen to this guy wail about touching himself when he goes home alone after the bar again? Shit's HELLA deep.. Into it..

Sunday, June 15, 2008

PSA..