Saturday, November 1, 2008

DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME A POSTCARD..


Hubble Space Telescope back online
Days after the Hubble Space Telescope was brought back online it captured this image of gravitationally interacting galaxies called Arp 147, demonstrating the camera is working exactly as it was before going offline in September, 2008. (UPI Photo/NASA, ESA, and M. Livio (STScI)

WEIRD BODIES, WEIRD MINDS..

Painting with ink rules. I think I prefer it over pen right now. Now that I'm not working on my costume, I'll be painting more. I can thank Autumn's Pettibon series for the ink resurgency. In the middle of buying a leather sewing machine too. Finally. Gonna try to make and sell these fucking shoes already. ( Definitely not these Posh Spice joints below. )




ROUND 1..


Weirdest set up ever.

I saw myself in the robot and lost my mind.

When I was inside, standing up on this seat to do a sexy pizza dance these a-holes were like shoo'ing me down. What a bunch of sataniic pizza bummers. By the way, your costumes SUCK!!! And I'm sure all of your pictures look B-O-R-I-N-G!

SSMayhem docking at the crowded bar. Everybody kept yelling Asshole at him. ha

A better look at the SSAsshole.

Pizza air, servicing flights from Motorcity to Max fish only. Laziest airline ever.

Puerto Rican metal heads like cold slices.

Jamie feelin herself.

Cardboard aircraft.

Me with a tequila headache at 9 PM and Suzie House.

Halloween textures.

So out of nowhere it's Toad and with that get up I was supposed to know it was him? Hard quizzes tonight. Oh wait, maybe it's just because at this point my eyes are closed.

Golden Lurker. Upgraded from last season's "Silver Lurker."

Birds of a feather stick to weird costume gatherings.

Let's see, an ape with a suitcase, a boy's head stuck in a shiny wave, and a satanic pizza slice.. All here.

Debora's cleavage was wowing bar patrons all night. Seriously, without the flash those twin cannons look fucking real for a minute. Like you're trying not to look but there's something about tacky cleavage that can transcend even plastic boobs. Maybe deep down we're all perverts.

Dead unicorn, unborn.

Youtubular Brobot 3000 works for me

Broquet of flowers?


Ricker is a bar. Exclusively small bar that you can smoke at.

Suzie House was remarkably the only Sarah Palin costume I saw all night.

Spencer makes a legit Japanese Data stand in.

Can't go wrong with this costume either.

April O'Neil makes messy pees.
All in all, day 1 of Halloween was pretty disappointing. My phone stopped working at Party O'clock and I just went home cause my petagrams were falling off and all my satanic drive to drink and be obnoxious quickly faded. But I believe in second chances and since I worked pretty hard on my costume for the past two weeks, I'm going to rock that shit like it's going out of style by Sunday.

Friday, October 31, 2008

YES!!!


Robot Arm Ride - Watch more free videos
i could drink beer and watch people ride this all day.

NUDE SALAD..


Girl finds $1,000 at Salvation Army
Published: Oct. 30, 2008 at 5:33 PM
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HONOLULU, Oct. 30 (UPI) -- The parents of an 11-year-old Kona, Hawaii, girl who found $1,000 hidden inside a used video at a Salvation Army store said the girl turned in the money.
Terry Mercier said his daughter, Mikela, was checking for mold on an exercise tape featuring fitness guru Richard Simmons at the store when she discovered $1,000 in $100 bills hidden in the video's cardboard jacket, the Honolulu Star-Bulletin reported Thursday.

"Only Mikela would open a Richard Simmons video," Terry Mercier said.

Mikela Mercier said discovering the money gave her "chicken skin."

"When I discovered the money, I immediately looked for my mom, who was inside the dressing room, and I told her, 'We've got to give it to the man,'" she told Salvation Army bosses.

Store manager Jimmy Thennes praised the young girl for her honesty,

"It's truly remarkable how a young girl like Mikela instinctively knew the right thing to do. I truly admire her honesty," Thennes said.

Terry Mercier said his daughter "is happy to know (the money is) going to a fund to help needy people at Christmas."

Thursday, October 30, 2008

BLUR DOES CHINESE OPERA..


really fucking rad documentary on blur's frontmen, well just the singer and the artist, and how they've recently taken on composing and reinterpreting the infamous monkey king. musical interpretations of erupting volcanos, benjamin franklin's original metal harmonica, and new instruments commissioned to be made just for this production. i think anyone who can appreciate the eccentricisms in music and art can look at this documentary and think it's a pretty inspiring process. too bad i'm not in london, i'd definitely want to check this out.

FEED THE RAINBOW..

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

ONE ARMED TOAST..

With Halloween only a few days away, I am still in the midst of creating my own satanic pizza slice costume. It is taking forever and felt is a fucking bitch to sew on a machine. We'll see how it turns out.. but here are some photos of some wtfcostumes from wtfcostumes.com. RAD.. no excuses for lack of ideas.

Powdered Toast Man? Who can't appreciate a Ren & Stimpy throwback.

Not feeling commited to details? What about a One Armed Toast? Chances of seeing another one out is zero likelihood.

Alien Predator baby flesh eater.

If Ronald Mcdonald was an evil character in Batman, his superhero power might be taking hash browns off the breakfast menu.. that would fucking suck.

Problematic, where do you drink booze from...

I'm a big fan of dog costumes.. especially dog costumes that involve wigs, stripes, and expressive fake hands

..OR you could be the gayest thing you can think of. That's always funnier for everybody else. But if he really wanted to make his costume worse, he could drag that lame ass spy kids poster with him.Why the fuck would anyone have a spy kids poster in their room? So fucking sketchy.

Medieval black dude.. Why can't every bouncer in New York City be required to wear this? I'm feelin' that medival hobo cup he's carrying too. I'd give him a silver coin..Fuck yeah I would

Or you can steal someone's baby carriage and make a giant mobile vagina out of it and gross everybody out since lurky vaginas with no apparent owners can be kind of creepy.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

200th POST ANNIVERYSARY!!!..


MARKING THE 205th POST ANNIVERYSARY!!!!!!!!!!!

This garden cake is GOOD!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

88..




WASHINGTON - Law enforcement agents have broken up a plot by two neo-Nazi skinheads to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 88 black people, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives said Monday.

In court records unsealed Monday in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn., federal agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target a predominantly African-American high school in a murder spree that was to begin in Tennessee. Agents said the skinheads did not identify the school by name.

Jim Cavanaugh, special agent in charge of ATF's Nashville field office, said the two men planned to kill 88 African Americans, including 14 by beheading. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.
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The men also sought to go on a national killing spree after the Tennessee murders, with Obama as its final target, Cavanaugh told The Associated Press.

"They said that would be their last, final act — that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."

No immediate comment
An Obama spokeswoman traveling with the senator in Pennsylvania had no immediate comment.

The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of Helena-West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.

The two men were arrested Oct. 22 by the Crockett County, Tenn., Sheriff's Office. "Once we arrested the defendants and suspected they had violated federal law, we immediately contacted federal authorities," said Crockett County Sheriff Troy Klyce.

Cowart and Schlesselman are charged with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president.

The investigation is continuing, and more charges are possible, Cavanaugh said.

The court records say Cowart and Schlesselman also bought nylon rope and ski masks to use in a robbery or home invasion to fund their spree, during which they allegedly planned to go from state to state and kill people.

Ram vehicle into Obama?
For the Obama plot, the legal documents show, Cowart and Schlesselman "planned to drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama shooting at him from the windows."

"Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt," the court complaint states. "Both individuals further stated they knew they would and were willing to die during this attempt."

Cavanaugh said there's no evidence — so far — that others were willing to assist Cowart and Schlesselman with the plot.

He said authorities took the threats very seriously.

"They seemed determined to do it," Cavanaugh said. "Even if they were just to try it, it would be a trail of tears around the South."

The court documents say the two men met about a month ago on the Internet and found common ground in their shared "white power" and "skinhead" philosophy.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

CANNIBAL SUNDAYS..

CANNIBAL CULT MOTHER WHO SKINNED SON AND MADE HIM EAT HIS OWN FLESH GETS 9 YEARS IN JAIL
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 1:05 PM on 24th October 2008

A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years.

Klara Mauerova, 31 - a member of a sinister religious cult and her sister Katerina led the sickening torture of her eight-year-old son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub.

A court in Brno in Czech Republic heard how relatives partially skinned Ondrej and forced him to eat his own flesh.



Klara Mauerova, right, has been jailed for nine years for abusing her sons

The judge also jailed Katerina, 35, for ten years for her role in the sickening abuse.

The two boys had told judges how their mother and relatives had stubbed cigarettes out on their bare skin, whipped them with belts, and tried to drown them. They were also sexually abused and forced to cut themselves with knives.

The terrified youngsters said they were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables and made to stand in their own urine for days.


Klara Mauerova, far left, and fellow torturer Barbara Skrlova are pictured with Klara's sons Jakub, 10, foreground, and Ondrej, 8


The sick sisters - both members of weird religious cult the Grail Movement - refused to reveal why they tortured the brothers.

But state prosecutor Zuzana Zamoravcova said: 'Their aim was to make the boys blindly serve their religious goals.'

Judge Pavel Goth said as he sentenced the women: 'Their aim was to create a person with a completely broken will. Ondrej and Jakub were repeatedly psychologically and physically tyrannised and held in locked rooms.'


Another defendant, 34-year-old Barbora Skrlova, was also jailed for five years for her part in the torture. Three others who took part in the abuse were also given jail terms.

Hana Basova, 28, and Jan Skrla, 25, were sentenced to seven years each while another man, Jan Turek, was jailed for five years.

Skrlova had posed as an innocent 13-year-old girl when police arrived to free the boys. She later ran away to Norway but was traced earlier this year by Czech police who brought her back to face trial.

Mauerova at first admitted abusing her children but she said she had been manipulated by her sister Katerina and Skrlova.

All three of them had been part of the Grail Movement cult which claims to have hundreds of followers in Britain as well as tens of thousands of others world wide.

The sick abuse was discovered when a neighbour installed a TV baby monitor to keep watch on his new daughter.

But it picked up the signal from an identical monitor next door showing one of the victims beaten, naked and chained in a cellar.

Mauerova had installed it so she could gloat over her victims' suffering from the comfort of her kitchen.

The defendants are expected to launch an appeal.