Saturday, November 22, 2008

KEEP THAT FACE IN YOUR ASSHOLE.



WHAT KIND OF GROSS FACE IS THAT TO MAKE ON NATIONAL TV? SERIOUSLY. COULDN'T SHE HAVE AT LEAST NOT TRIPPLE ORGASM FACED ON T.V.? TYRA IS SO WACK. OKAY WE GET IT YOU'RE SO HOT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN SUPERMODEL. YOU ARE CLEARLY CAPABLE OF MAKING EVERY 12 YEAR OLD GIRL IN AMERICA JEALOUS. BUT IS THIS REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A SHOW THAT "CHAMPIONS WOMEN OF ALL AGES TO ACCEPT AND EMBRACE THEMSELVES AND THEIR BODIES BY FINDING THEIR BEAUTY AND INNER STRENGTH." SOMETIMES IT'S THE TRIPPLE ORGASM FACES THAT YOU DON'T REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT MAKES YOU A BETTER ASSHOLE. I REALLY FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE SHE THINKS THIS IS WHAT SHE ACCOMPLISHES THROUGH HER SHOW.

Friday, November 21, 2008

I HAVE A STARING PROBLEM





Thursday, November 20, 2008

SLIGHT NOSTALGIA



WOW. I COULD HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH MORE IF I JUST CUT CLASS MORE

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN


JANIS ETERNAL



WATCHING JANIS PERFORM THIS SONG MAKES YOU WANT TO NOT BLOW IT. AND MAYBE SPENDING SOME MONEY ON EXTRA BOAS IN MY HAIR IF THAT WILL HELP ME GET LAID. LIKE JIM MORRISON LAID.


THE MONKS "BOYS ARE BOYS"



THESE DUDES ARE AMAZING.. AMAZINGLY HIGH.


THE MUSIC MACHINE "CHERRY"



THE MUSIC MACHINE "ASTROLOGICALLY INCOMPATIABLE"



THE ACTUAL SONG KIND OF BLOWS. BUT THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE LION AND BULL THING. FUCK I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN ABOUT ME. JUST KIDDING. BUT SERIOUSLY, BEST NAME FOR A SONG EVER.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

BUT WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?



WHAT LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF..


A 90'S BONG HIT.


LITTLE GIRLS IN PRETTY BOXES..A LIFETIME ORIGINAL



NEXT CHAPTERS CLICK HERE

RING RING..


BIGGEST TRADITIONAL PHONE COLLECTION?
I'd personally be all up on a series of HOT LIPS in every color.


But whatever, kinda' cool link.

WHITE MINORITY?



The election of a black president triggered at least 200 hate-related incidents, a watchdog group finds.
READ HERE FOR POST ELECTION SECESSION BLUES..

GET TECH..

HEAVYDICUSSION GETS TECH
HEAVYDICUSSION GETS TECH
HEAVYDICUSSION GETS TECH
HEAVYDICUSSION GETS TECH
HEAVYDICUSSION GETS TECH

DICTIONARY TO DEFINE "MEH"

HELP WANTED: SKILLED WITCHES



Help wanted: Skilled witches only
Published: Nov. 18, 2008 at 11:36 AM
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A help-wanted ad for 20 witches isn't conjuring up controversy, just jobs, a Swedish company says.

Haxriket i Norden, based in Ahus, Sweden, is advertising its witch hunt to place five witches each of its in four locations, The Local Reported.

Among the required skills: "contact the other side, runes, tarots, crystals, herbs, rituals, exorcism, meditation, personal coaching and more," as well as a telephone land-line and Internet connection.
..REST OF ARTICLE CLICK HERE.

Monday, November 17, 2008

WEAR MY HAT. NOW.





JST KDDING..


Subway bar post noise jamming. Karl the bummed out Manager bartender who kept trying to steal my leatherhead prototype. I made him model that shit.

Who the fuck..

I still need to fix the pattern, apparently heads don't have sharp corners. But it looks alright when you don't look too close.. or when I don't bring it up. Gonna add a legit leather snap strap for those pesky facial winter wind currents.

CRAFT NIGHT..


Craft Night at Brandy's. Lemmy homework. That's like an oxymoron..

Me as Lemmy.

Pat Smith Hand Jamz.

Susie knitting a "Better than Lowcard Beanie" beanie. She doesn't call them that, I do. Handmade in Brooklyn by an anti-authoritarian high school government teacher. Can't get better than that.

Desiree knows how to get busy with the trashy pin ups. Super into it.

Brandy and Katie exchanging keys to the city. I made them pose for this one. Does that make me a bad friend? Katie is giving her a rejected art show print, it's super rad. It's a pair of legs with three asses and nine pockets. What did this bitch NOT think of?

One of the best things I've ever seen. Maiden Thailand, go fucking kill yourself NOW.

Leatherhead fuckboy. Don't ever ask me to draw hands because apparently I can't.

CHAIN GANG..


Apparently, it's an underage gang. Unique abilities include transforming the skateshop into a 6th grade cafateria. My favorite shirt detail is the pasted on photo of a squirrel. This kid gives a big fuck you to silkscreens everywhere.

BEAUTY AND THE BEER CANNON..

Sunday, November 16, 2008

IMPROBABLE CAUSE..


Joe footage..Totally fucked up. But you know, doesn't mean it's not happening