Saturday, November 29, 2008

SATAN FINALLY SPEAKS



THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE DOUBLEDIPPED FROM DLISTED.COM


When I first read these two horrific stories yesterday, my first thought was "Only in fucking America" and that's the damn truth. Every year, we hear of bitches getting into knife fights over the last Bratz doll or choking each other for a discounted portable DVD player, but this shit right here is beyond disgusting. Beyond.

At a Wal-Mart (of course) in Long Island, NY yesterday, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour, a temporary maintenance worker, tried to help to control the crowd of blood-thirsty zombies that stormed into the store at 5am for holiday discounts on dumb shit like X-boxes and flat-screen TVs. The crowd was so hungry to get their fat, greasy hands on stupid shit that they knocked the man over and kept on going. 200 crazies trampled over the man, killing him. He died at a Wal-Mart in Long Island, the day after Thanksgiving. Even when the man was on the ground and lifeless, shoppers continued to run past him like he wasn't even there.

One Wal-Mart employee, who was also knocked down in the stampede, said, "He was bum-rushed by 200 people. They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down, too ... I didn't know if I was going to live through it. I literally had to fight people off my back."

MORE OF THIS ARTICLE..

Friday, November 28, 2008

PAYING THE PRICE





APPARENTLY, THESE MAUI AND SON/ T&C STICKERS GO FOR ABOUT $30-$50 BUCKS A PIECE ON EBAY. UGH..NOT EVEN STICKER COLLECTING CAN BE A CHEAP HOBBY ANYMORE

REMEMBER YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE


THAT FUNNY FEELING IN MY TUMMY


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

SURF GUITAR FUCKING RULES



DON'T THINK TWICE, DICK DALE SURF GUITAR



SKEETER DAVIS HOLDING DOWN THE SUICIDAL TUNES



SUGAR BABY LOVE, LOVE BABY SUGAR, WHO KNEW GWEN STEFFANI BIT THE RUBETTES

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

WHEN I SAY I'M IN LOVE..



IT WILL SOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS..

Monday, November 24, 2008

HOME FREE..



Sunday, November 23, 2008

GET WET



STOKED 101



DISNEY DEATH ANGEL



FINALLY. THE ONLY PLACE WHERE CHICKDUDES ARE ALLOWED



DRUNK DRIVING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DEATHS ARE DOWN 1%



WHAT A FUN WEDDING