Saturday, December 6, 2008

THIS IS YOUR DEMOCRACY


“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”
Winston Churchill

“Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.”
Oscar Wilde

“In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of the majority is supreme.”
Aristotle

"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”
Thomas Jefferson

“As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.”
Abraham Lincoln

“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”
Dave Barry

“Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.”
G. K. Chesterton

“A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy.”
Theodore Roosevelt



SUBMITTED BY JILL COLE

Friday, December 5, 2008

LURKED OUT



WHEN LURK TIME IS OVER, THEY TRY TO HIDE FROM GETTING SWEPT OUT..



SOME ARE WORSE AT HIDING THAN OTHERS



IN OTHER, UNRELATED NEWS, FOR A GOOD TIME.. FOLLOW ME..


THE WHITE WITCH LOVES YOU BEST..



WHITE WITCH


R COBB


R COBB

THE WHITE WITCH MAY LOVE YOU BEST, BUT WHO THE FUCK THROWS TRASH OUT OF THEIR WINDOWS? MY NEIGHBORS UPSTAIRS THAT'S WHO. FUCKING DIRTY COCKSUCKERS.. UGHHHHH!!!ARRRGGHGGG!!!!

STACKS ON DECK, PATRON' ON ICE..



I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I SAW THIS VIDEO, INITIALLY I WAS LIKE " FUCKING TYPICAL." THE CHICK THAT FALLS FOR T.I. WORKING AT POPEYE'S OR WHATEVER, I GET IT. I'D ALMOST THINK HE WANTED TO MAKE ME HIS NUMBER ONE TRICK FOR A FEW DAYS, TOO. AND I GUESS SAVING MYSELF FROM MY OWN LIFE TO BE A RAP PROSTITUTE WOULDN'T BE SO BAD CAUSE APPARENTLY WE'D HAVE LATE NIGHT SEX CAUSE I'M SO TIGHT AND I COULD HAVE WHATEVER I'D LIKE. 500 MILLION DOLLAR HOMES, VACATIONS IN THE TROPICS, JETS, BENTLEYS, NO DOWNGRADES AS LONG AS HE'S GOT RUBBERBANDS IN HIS POCKETS AND SHIT. WORD. I THINK I'VE READ THESE LYRICS BEFORE.. IN THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER RAP SONGS THAT LYRICIZE TUTORIALS ON HOW TO STEREOTYPICALLY ATTRACT WOMEN WITH SHINY, NICE THINGS, EXPENSIVE THINGS. IF I COULD COME UP WITH A NEW, ORIGINAL VERSES THAT WOULD PUT THE RAP INDUSTRY IN IT'S OWN RECESSION, IT'D LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS ( AND YES I AM A FUCKING DORK AND CAN NOT IMAGINE DOING ANYTHING FUNNER THAN THIS RIGHT NOW):



STACKS ON DECK

SPRITE ON ICE,

AND WE COULD POP ROCKS ALL NIGHT,

BABY YOU COULD HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE ( YOU LIKE ),

I SAID YOU COULD HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE

YEAH

LATE NIGHT SNACKS SO FRIED YOU'RE SO TIGHT

I'LL GAS UP THE STOVE FOR YOU TONIGHT

BABY YOU COULD HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE ( YOU LIKE ),

I SAID YOU COULD HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE

YEAH



OKAY.. THAT WAS TERRIBLE..

Thursday, December 4, 2008

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW..



TAKEN FROM CRAILTAP. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN TRYING TO SKATE IN THE COLD AFTER THREE WEEKS OF NOT SKATING. SKATING HAS BECOME AN ANTAGONIZING PROCESS OF RELEARNING EVERYTHING CONSTANTLY. THAT, AND A WEIRDO BUMMISH KNEE THAT REFUSES TO JUMP HIGHER THAN A BOX OF CIGARETTES. REGARDLESS OF THE EXCUSES, MY POINT IS MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TAKE IT SO HARD AND JUST RETIRE INTO SYNCHRONIZED ENDOVERS AND FINGERFLIPS.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I WANT MY CUT BACKS...



I HAVEN'T BOUGHT A PAIR OF SHOES OUTSIDE OF AUTUMN IN A REALLY LONG TIME. SHOE MANIA WAS HAVING A SALE AND I RAN INTO THESE GEMS. H-O-L-Y F-C-K.. THESE HAVE BEEN OUT FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR BUT I AM NOT ONE TO VISIT HYPEBEAST EVER.. SO LIKE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE, I AM ALWAYS SUPER LATE ON SHIT. OH WELL, HOW MUCH CAN YOU KEEP UP WITH THE JONSES THESE DAYS? ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU MAKE COAT CHECK/SKATE SHOP MONEY. I GOT BABIES TO FEED AND SHIT. I NEED TO GET A REAL JOB. LIKE AS AN IPOD DJ IN NEW YORK CITY.. OR MAYBE I CAN HOLLER AT THAT SLEEP DRUG GROUP TESTING WHERE THEY FLY YOU TO FRANCE FOR FREE. ALL YOU REALLY DO IS SLEEP IN A LABRATORY FOR THREE DAYS. $2,500, BETTER THAN SELLING YOUR EGGS AND FORCING 25 OF YOUR UNBORN BABIES TO DROP SIMULTANEOUSLY. SOMETIMES I THINK CRAIGSLIST IS JUST A PLACE FOR MEAN CREATIVE PEOPLE TO MAKE UP QUESTIONABLE JOBS SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN FEEL DEBASED FOR BEING SO BROKE THEY'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT POPPING BALLOONS IN AN OLD MAN'S BASEMENT.



WENT ON THE VANS SITE TO GET PHOTOS OF THOSE KISS TRIBUTES, AND RAN INTO THESE FUTURE JASON JESSEE COLLABOS. I WILL DEFINITELY NOT SLEEP ON THESE.



CRUCIAL POINTS FOR THE DEEP HEEL CUT BACKS. WOW. HEAVEN IN A SKATE HI.



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

BRITNEY BEATS OBAMA



WASHINGTON, Dec. 2 (UPI)-
Forget the worst global economic crisis in 75 years, the terrorist atrocities in Mumbai, the continuing genocide in Darfur or the Russian invasion of Georgia. As far as the users of the Yahoo! search engine were concerned, 2008 was still Britney Spears' year.

There is plenty of harsh reality to be found on the Yahoo! search engine, and 2008 was a year, more than most, when reality kept intruding on people's lives and dreams. But you wouldn't know it from the Top 10 Yahoo! searches of the year. It was stunning cheesecake all the way, and U.S. President-elect Barack Obama was the only political figure around the globe who made the Yahoo! list big time with his "Politics of Hope."

Yet even Obama, the first African-American in history to win the U.S. presidency after an exceptionally long, grueling, drastic and topsy-turvy campaign, could only make No. 3 on the Yahoo! Top Ten list. He was bested by Britney at No. 1 and by the phenomenon of World Wrestling Entertainment (NYSE:WWE) at No. 2.

There is no end to the cliches, profound and petty, that the Yahoo! list can provoke. But America has been a populist, media-driven celebrity circus in its public life at least since the presidential campaigns of Gen. Andrew Jackson in 1824 and 1828. The endless American appetite for trivialization and kitsch sentimentality has held the wider world in awe and bewilderment for centuries even while it continues to weave its irresistible spells.

Sigmund Freud, after all, was profoundly influenced by his visit to Coney Island, and Adolf Hitler's favorite reading included Zane Grey pulp Western novels. Yet through all that time, the United States continually generated the wealthiest economy in the world with the highest standard of living more widely disseminated among more people than any other society in history had ever aspired to.
...REST OF ARTICLE

Monday, December 1, 2008

'ZINE IN THE WORX...



ROXANNE AND I HAVE A 'ZINE IN THE WORKS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE BAD OR GOOD.. DEPENDING ON PLANETARY ALIGNMENTS, VARIOUS HAND INJURIES, AND MENTAL WEATHER.. SEGMENTS INCLUDE MOSTLY SUSPICIOUS INK DRAWINGS BASED ON RANDOMNESS, DREAMS, AND PENETRATION?

THE LONGER FRENCH TICKLER



SINGEN, Germany, Nov. 29 (UPI) -- Frenchmen fancied themselves to be the most sexually endowed in a study of European men who were asked to measure their penis.

The survey of more than 10,500 men in 25 European countries was conducted by the German-based Institute of Condom Consultancy, The Daily Telegraph reported Saturday.

Frenchmen topped the survey, claiming an average penis length of 6.09 inches -- 1.2 inches longer than Greeks, who had the shortest average among men participating in the survey, the Telegraph reported.

At its annual fair -- called "Pimp Your Condom" -- the Institute gives advice on condom size and how to avoid sexually transmitted diseases, said Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, who once proposed an aerosol latex spray-on condom in a can.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

HARD BODIED CELEBRITY CENTAURS...



KILL 'EM WITH KINDNESS, I TRY.



MISSING SMALLVILLE CENTAUR



GRUMPY OLD MEN CENTAURS

NOTORIOUS


GOT MORE GAME THAN SEGA CD



I WAS LISTENING TO RAS KASS THE OTHER NIGHT ON MY FRIEND'S IPOD, AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHO SKATED TO THIS SONG. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS AN FTC VIDEO. MYSTERY SOLVED.