Saturday, December 13, 2008

IT'S SATURDAY.. SATURDAYYEYEYEYA



DE LA SOUL: ROLLER SKATING RINK



DE LA SOUL: STAKES IS HIGH



KING OF NEW YORK:LARRY FISHBURN GOES GANGSTER FOOD SHOPPNG



KING OF NEW YORK:CHRISTOPHER WALKEN CAMEO

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

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DIRECT REPAIR NETWORK






‘Who are the Riot Grrls?’
Story by Susan Corrigan
Photography by Susan Now
The Sound Issue no.115 April 1993

SKATE TOPLESS NOW



Heather Christensen (born October 1, 1979) is an American glamor model, noted for her work in various Playboy publications. She was Playboy Special Editions Model of the Year for 2001. In 2002, she posed as a mermaid in the Wet and Wild 2002 edition. Christensen was born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, and moved to Tampa, Florida when she was 20. When she turned eighteen, she was determined to go to college, but, her family didn't have money for the tuition, so Christensen began dancing in a topless strip club for $500 per night. She was seen there by a scout from Playboy, and began to model, which "sort of interrupted" her longer term plans. Christensen has a wide range of hobbies, including rock climbing, diving, snowboarding, hiking, and singing. She is an especially noted skateboarder, who has been skating since 1998, first with a boyfriend, then by herself. The hobby cost her a broken arm, at Skatopia in Ohio, when she fell on a metal ramp; the fracture forced her to quit her job (and her boyfriend left her). She stayed with the hobby, however, and later lived with professional skateboarder Anthony Furlong. Playboy airbrushed out the scars on her arm in her pictures, and asked her to skate topless for a pictorial (which she says was "... embarrassing. I was like 'this hurts really bad!'"]). The hobby has been a conflict for her modeling, as she can't skate for a week before a pictorial, to avoid bruises. Christensen continued to study while working as a model. She earned a bachelor's degree in biology and went to medical school,[5] to become a veterinarian, specializing in reptiles. She has kept turtles, snakes, lizards, and frogs at her home. Other hobbies include restoring a 1968 Ford Mustang.



Tuesday, December 9, 2008

PUSSY ON LOCK




NO PETS, NO NOTHIN'.

RYAN AND COMPANY. HEADLESS SET UPS.

"STUFF TO LEARN." I THINK IF I HAD WRITTEN MY OWN LIST, IT WOULD JUST SAY "LEARN TO OLLIE HIGHER YOU FUCKING RETARD."

"TRICKS TO PRACTICE OR KEEP ON LOCK." A BOY'S DIARY.

THIRSTY TOILET.

YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A PAPER CUP OF FRIES FOR A DOLLAR ANYMORE.

BILL SAID HIS FRIEND MADE THIS FOR HIM. THIS PHOTO IS REALLY SHITTY AND YOU CAN'T SEE THE DETAIL ON THE DOLL'S FACE. I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD BE SIKED OR BUMMED IF SOMEONE MADE A LITTLE ME, PROBABLY BUMMED. I MEAN WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT THAT WOULD MAKE IT LESS EMBARASSING? MAYBE STRAP IT TO A CAR AND DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF. BUT YOU KNOW, DESPITE MY OWN IDENTITY HANG UPS, MINIATURE DENIMS AND FLANNELS ARE TOTALLY RAD.

Monday, December 8, 2008

OPERATION SECRET MONEY BAGS


I WATCHED THIS EPISODE AND SHED A GOOD FEW TEARS AT THE END. IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO FLUSH OUT THOSE CROCODILE TEARS THAT HAVE BEEN HIDING IN MY TEAR DUCTS SINCE LAST WEEK. (JUST KIDDING. TWO NIGHTS AGO WHEN I WATCHED THE BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS.) EITHER THAT OR FOX'S KARMIC METER IS RUNNING ON EMPTY AFTER AIRING EMBARRASSING BULLSHIT LIKE THE LITTLEST GROOM AND THE SWAN. THE SHOW CAN BE EASILY LUMPED INTO SOME SORT OF SHAMELESS PLUG FOR THE MILLIONAIRES THEMSELVES, BUT ULTIMATELY THE MONEY IS GOING TOWARDS PEOPLE THAT DESERVE A BREAK AND WOULD PROBABLY CONTINUE TO DO THE THINGS THEY ARE DOING DESPITE OVERWHELMING ODDS. AT LEAST, THERE IS FINALLY A SHOW THAT REQUIRES IT TO DIVULGE AND EXPOSE THE GENUINE ROOT OF POVERTY FOR CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, A LOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE AREN'T JUST IGNORANT DRUG USERS THAT WERE BORN THAT WAY.

EVEN AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO LIVE RELATIVELY COMFORTABLY, GIVE OR TAKE, NOTHING IS EVER GUARANTEED OR PERMANENT. HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW. THIS SHOW KIND OF SERVES AS THAT HUMBLING REMINDER THAT YES, YOU COULD HAVE IT A LOT BETTER ( BUT PROBABLY NOT MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CHICKEN FINGER FRANCHISE BETTER) AND YES, YOU COULD HAVE IT A LOT WORSE TOO ( MUCH MORE LIKELY). WHO NEEDS ANOTHER SHOW THAT SHOWERS BLOWN OUT REALITY TV STAR WANNABES WITH POPULAR RATINGS AND LAME ASS ATTENTION ANYWAY. IT'S ABOUT TIME PEOPLE THAT SACRIFICE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, GET A BREAK. SERIOUSLY FUCK REALITY TV SHOWS THAT MAKE MORAL CIRCUSES OF HUMANITY, THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT.



Secret Millionaire is a dramatic new unscripted series that takes America's wealthiest individuals away from their lavish lifestyles, sprawling mansions and private planes and places them undercover into some of the most impoverished neighborhoods in America.

Challenged with living on minimum wage, the millionaires will immerse themselves in situations beyond their comprehension. They work with with community members and befriend those in need. Then they decide who of their new-found friends, neighbors or co-workers should ultimately receive their extraordinary gifts, at least $100,000 of their own money. The millionaires include an internet mogul who last year at age 25 sold his company for $300 million, a co-owner of a multi-million dollar magazine-publishing business, a successful Southern California lawyer, an owner of a restaurant empire, a Baltimore socialite and former NFL cheerleader as well as a software inventor worth $50 million.

COACH SHINSEKI



Shinseki pick good for war vets, bad for neocons
By MARTIN SIEFF
Published: Dec. 8, 2008 at 1:11 PM

WASHINGTON, Dec. 8 (UPI) -- Barack Obama's selection of former Army Chief of Staff Gen. Eric K. Shinseki as his first secretary of veterans affairs is a political coup that solves several political domestic problems for the president-elect. It also sends a strong signal to the world about the very different form the U.S. government's policymaking apparatus will take in the new administration.

Shinseki was the combat-experienced and widely respected Army chief of staff who publicly defied his political masters, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, by denying their contentions that the United States would be able to either get out of Iraq fast or keep the country pacified with only a handful of American troops.

Shinseki publicly warned the Senate Armed Services Committee in February 2003 that hundreds of thousands of occupation troops would be needed to maintain law and order and to rebuild civil society. He was publicly humiliated by Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and their allies, then dropped as army chief of staff as soon as they could under exceptionally humiliating circumstances. President George W. Bush and his White House staff treated the four-star Gen. Shinseki, a heroic Vietnam War vet, like a leper for the rest of their time in office. When Shinseki retired, Bush, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz did not attend the ceremony. Afterward, Bush and Rumsfeld were consistent in refusing to accord him any signal honors, despite his outstanding military record.


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CHRISTMAS COME EARLY



IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

MENTAL CLEARANCE



SERIOUSLY? THE OLD NAVY CLEARANCE SALE SECTION HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN PICKED TO THE BONE BY HUNGRY VULTURES DISGUISED AS HUMANS. STANDING AROUND THIS STUFF MAKES ME DIZZY AND SICK, KIND OF LIKE STANDING AROUND A DECAYING CARCASS. I BET IF I WERE TO EVEN GANDER THROUGH A SECTION, SOME DERANGED MAD WOMAN WOULD COME CLAWING OUT AFTER HOURS OF BEING TRAPPED AND FORGOTTEN.



SAME SECTION.. BUT SERIOUSLY I DON'T CARE HOW CHEAP THOSE SHOES ARE THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT NOW. AND I'D LITERALLY BE BUYING SHIT FROM A RACK. THE BABY SECTION WAS NOT ANY BETTER. THOSE BABIES ARE MONSTERS TOO, FUCK! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT DRIVES A BABY RABID, 50% OFF AT OLD NAVY.



A DOG SAVES THE LIFE OF ANOTHER DOG AFTER IT GETS RUN OVER ON A FREEWAY. I FEEL LIKE THIS SCENE COULD HAVE BEEN IN ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN. IF YOU WATCH THE WAY THE DOG CAREFULLY DRAGS HIM TO SAFETY, IT'LL REALLY FUCK YOU UP.



IN CAT RELATED NEWS, THERE'S A HELLO KITTY MATERNITY HOSPITAL IN TAIWAN. WHY DO ALL THE WEIRD THINGS COME FROM TAIWAN? OH WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING ARSENIC LACED GINGER CANDY FROM CHINA.

MR.CRAB'S KIDDY RIDE


SUBMITTED BY SAMANTHA RALSTON

IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE TOYS ARE BEING SOLD TO YOUNG GIRLS THESE DAYS, WONDER NO MORE. BY THE WAY, IF I EVER SEE A DOG WITH TRI-COLORED PLATFORMS WITH COLORED EXTENSIONS, I'D BE CONVINCED THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST.



THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGINGS OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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GANG GREEN



SUICIDAL



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