Thursday, December 31, 2009

BTW, MERRYY NEW YEAR!



In 2009 I can say that there were over 600 posts on here. yikes. 2009 was kind of cool. Looking forward to 2010! The beginning of not just another year, but also a new decade! Weeeeiiirrrdd times. It's kind of hard to separate the 2000+ decades, except maybe from the famous people that die or annoying new reality tv shows. Fashionwise, yeah things look expectedly weird, but you can only indulge if you can spend $$$. Otherwise, it's more or less recycled clothes for everyone for the next millenium. That is, until America starts producing their own shit again.

WARNING:DEATHWISE



I had to follow this kid out of the store to get a picture of his tattoo. Wow. He told me he sent a photo of his tattoo to Bakerboys Dist. Those dudes better send this kid a lifetime of free Greco scarves..



WARNING:GRAPHIC



In the past two weeks we've officially killed three mice. One was sentenced to harsh labor in an empty field on a snowy day, another probably died of hypothermia in a glue trap at the bottom of a trash can, and this one.. well it's quite evident how this one died. I was not expecting it's brains and it's mice membranes to have exploded out of it's tiny head like this. I thought about throwing up. Especially with the now solid gelatinous mouse blood stuck to the floor. It's pretty sad, but hopefully with the landlord practically tarring the kitchen floor with foam and steel wool the mouse killing fields should be over. There's nothing worse than trying to sleep only to hear mice pawing through things in your kitchen and/or hanging out under your hats on your dresser. Anxiety never sleeps.

AUTUMN III

















Wednesday, December 30, 2009




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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

NO VIBES WERE HARMED



BRUTAL INTERVIEW. EARLY ROLLINS. EPIC INTERVIEW.. IF YOU WANNA BE A MACHO ASSHOLE TAKE NOTES. WOW.



BLACK FLAG MEETS SPOKEN WORD 30 YEARS LATER? ROLLINS CAME FROM THE FUTURE TO TELL YOU TRADER JOES GETS YOU LAID DUDE



HE'S NOT JUST ANGRY, HE'S ALSO WEARING BLACK RUNNING SHORTS. THAT IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT..

BEST SLOW CLAP EVER



SLASH BEST MOVIE ABOUT BOBBSLEDDING JAMAICANS!!! slow claps are weird, when is it approriate to start one? I've tried to start one before but I don't think it ended up in an infectious riotous outcome. oh well! maybe next time..

FINDING YOUR NEW CAREER



Looked at the Lowcard site and saw this trailer. It seems that there are skateboard shops popping up all over San Francisco these days. Which is good right? Why should ftc and dlx get to sit alone on a skateboarding gold mine? Magnethead is rad, I don't know any of the other dudes in this trailer.. but I did look on the Cruz website and found that they sold Bunga Ankle Sleeves for $15.99 and carry exactly seven boards in their online shop. Is it bad that I'm such a hater? I get it, you got to have other product to survive, but ankle sleeves and whistles? I can only blame skateboarding for my judgemental shortcomings as a human. This video looks serious.. you can tell immediately by the film quality, amount of bro pounds, and an emotional nollie f/s heel over a fire hydrant, that this video should be taken seriously. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if making an impromptu skate video for what seems to be a predominately female referee on skates skate shop can produce a trailer that looks this promising, then I seriously think anyone and everyone should open up a skateshop. Fuck working as a line cook or being a full time craigslist fetish responder, what you need to do is open up a god damn skate shop. But on another shop note, what video that has thoroughly gotten me stoked is Orchard Skateshop's "Out of Body Experience." Bang up video, bang up shop. Wonder what Jerry Fowlers been up to? Find your long lost boston area skate pals amongst the friends section.


Monday, December 28, 2009




Michael Jackson - This Is It - Directed by Spike Lee from 40 Acres and a Mule Filmworks.



Saturday, December 26, 2009

UNKNOWN PELICANS






I don't think I like any of their other songs? My bloody valentine is one of my all time favorite bands. This song is pretty solid.. I wish there was an actual video.










GIRLS OF EBAY


I found this amazing blog called girlsofebay.tumblr because I have an internet lurking problem. I think this is someone's side project blog. Much like people of walmart, girls of ebay has unlimited potential for sucking up the juice in my retinas. Sure zines are dead to people with no money and resources, but I feel like these sorts of side project blogs are kind of an amazing blessing when you find them. Just how endless the possibilities to find the most random niche on the internet dedicated to something you might have joked about is overwhelming. There has to be something said for these countless chicks on ebay that sell shit. From the way they write their listings, to the way they coordinate their outfits, to the appropriate lighting and background situations.. it's all quite straight forward and easily overlooked until it's been gathered and presented in such a way that it becomes something completely different. I don't necessarily think I'd buy any of this gear, but the way they all rep their shit is pretty funny. Proof that you can be a parody of yourself without trying for sure. So stoked on this.







This has got to be one of my favorites. She reminds me of Marc Johnson in Yeah Right when he goes around flashing people under his trench coat.



It's 1:02 A.M. and Christmas is officially over?

Friday, December 25, 2009



I'd hate to see michael douglas at a SuNac in Brooklyn.




Green Jello? This is totally terrible. Early 90's brah!



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Thursday, December 24, 2009

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CHRISTMAS DEATH MARCH



Jokes! Winter Solstice at the Farmhouse aka Maximum Morrissey Den



Nobody can touch the holiday setups in here! I think my past four christmases met up in this living room. Christmas away from home has been my tradition, but it's nice to be bombarded with holiday cheer.



Serious cookie cheers. Everybody kept eating the red ones, I wonder why.. And yes, they were as good as they look. But probably better.




Permanently dressing in the bathroom



Lookin to the right



Lookin' to the left



Lookin' back to the right. This is what happens when there is an absent T.V. and people are actually talking to each other.



Jerry and the Birdfeeders





Did I forget to mention it was snowing insane amounts of snow outside? Apparently, one of the worst ten blizzards in area history was taking place admist our evening plans. I didn't really mind though, it looked like how it was supposed to look in December.



Of course I wore slip-ons. Isn't that what you're supposed to wear in a snowstorm?By far one of the worst things about being a product of California is the missing snow savvy I miserably lack. When it's snowing buckets and you can't see the curbs from the street, this is the most opportune time to roll your ankle aimlessly stepping about while excitedly celebrating the weather.




Deleted scenes from The Day After Tomorrow. Everybody was dressed in black, I guess winter gear doesn't come in party colors.





Nordstrom visually impaired








The real reason why anybody enjoys winter storms is so they have an excuse to run and push cars down the street as fast as they can when they're stalled