Saturday, January 17, 2009


the other day I mentioned reading Yoko Ono poems, well there's a few I'd like to share. Her poems are incredibly literal, and pretty awesome. No witch there. Unless of course, to be literal and awesome means you're a witch.



Publisher's Note

Grapefruit was originally published in a limited edition of 500 copies by the Wunternaum Press in Tokyo in 1964. The 1970 edition contained material from the original, and pieces and drawings done in subsquent years by Yoko Ono.



smoke piece


Smoke everything you can.


including your pubic hair.


1964 spring



sun piece


watch the sun until it becomes a square.


1962 winter



blood piece


use your blood to paint.


keep painting until you faint.(a)


keep painting until you die.(b)


1960 spring

GOD DAMN BROKEN CAMERA..


I BROKE MY GOD DAMN CAMERA. FIRST MY PHONE, NOW MY CAMERA. WHY AM I BEGINNING TO HATE EVERY JANUARY? APPARENTLY, CHINESE NEW YEAR DOESN'T START TIL THE 25TH OF THIS MONTH, SO HOPEFULLY THE REAL 2009 WILL BE BETTER. GOD DAMN PISSED, SON OF A BITCH. I WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES AT THE RAYMOND PETTIBON TALK AT CCAC LAST NIGHT, BUT I COULDN'T. CAUSE I HAVE A PERMANENT LENS ERROR. GOD DAMN PISSED, SON OF A BITCH.




FLATLINERS IS FUCKING SICK. I'VE WATCHED IT THREE TIMES SINCE I BOUGHT IT ON SALE. THE PART WHERE JULIA ROBERTS MAKES AMENDS WITH HER DEAD FATHER IN THE CRACK DUNGEON BATHROOM SUDDENLY BECOMING WARMINGLY ILLUMINATED, MADE TEARS FALL FROM EYES. I'M KIND OF GLAD I DIDN'T EXPERIENCE MY 20'S IN THE 90'S, CAUSE IF I EVER THOUGHT WILLIAM BALDWIN WAS A HUNK I'D PUKE ON MYSELF. HE DOES THIS ANNOYING BAD BOY LIP CURL THAT PARALLELS THE FACIAL PEEVES OF KIERA KNIGHTLY. I SERIOUSLY HATE WATCHING MOVIES WHERE ACTORS BRING THEIR ANNOYING POUTS TO EVERY ROLE. KEVIN BACON, KIEFER SUTHERLAND, KEIFER SUTHERLAND JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. HE'LL FLATLINE FOR 12 MINUTES, I DON'T EVEN THINK CHUCK NORRIS COULD BEAT THAT.

Friday, January 16, 2009

BLAZIN' PANCAKES..



New trails by my mom's house




Can't get enough of those NorCal trees






Took my aunt to ihop, she had a hankerin' for some pancakes



Does this look gross? I started out being like " Oh I'm not hungry," and then I pretty much ended up eating almost everything.


LIFE IS A BEACH..



looking for suspects at the beach







sometimes you just have to burn a few christmas trees to prove a point




sand grooves



you can't get more cliche than seagulls at the beach



are those even seagulls?




i brought some weirdo poems to read





blue skies in california. gotta' learn to not take it for granted.

BLACK LIFELIGHT GOLFING..



Enter the Dojo of Black Light Golfing



remember to take off your shoes..









I feel like we should have played. We basically just walked in and took every picture possible. It was fun to pretend this was our personal, ginormous, black lit basement filled with random sea oddities.


First day in California, Lien drives to Santa Cruz. En route we find an army surplus store with additional housing in the back.

Silly Charlie behind the wheel.

Viet Cong sandwhiches. Delectible.



Empty cannisters. That means they were actually used in a war, man!!

Terrorist treks.



Terrorist photo shoot.



Plain old Terrorist.




This was in the bathroom.



That thing is fucked up.



GHOST DOG ATE MY PHONE


The weirdest fucking thing happened tonight.. it started out with my phone disappearing in the car. A few hours later I come back to look for it and can't find it, but hear it ringing and vibrating. Eventually, after ripping the car in half trying to locate it, I find it outside, perfectly nestled under the passenger side windshield wiper. The screen is broken and I can't see anything.

There are only a few plausiable explanations that could have led to this:

A) My phone fell out of my pocket and onto the street when leaving the car. Someone came by and stepped on it, or rolled their ghetto ass shopping cart over it ( I was in the Tenderloin) and decided to place it under the windshield wiper. They didn't take my phone because it sucks and is useless even when it's not broken.

B) A ghost purposely put it there to fuck with me.

C) In a wild, forgotten frenzy, I threw the phone at the windshield and a ghost later tucked it under the windshield wiper to fuck with me.



PRIMARY SUSPECT SPOTTED IN THE LOWER LEFT CORNER.