Friday, February 20, 2009

WINTER IN NEW YORK DOES NOT FEEL LIKE..










VIA BRENDAN

Monday, February 16, 2009

SLEEPWITHONEEYEOPEN



This winner and I went out a few times, then one night he took me back to his place without informing me he lived in a closet-sized spare room in his parents’ apartment. When I wouldn’t let him get past second base, he told me he had to “go to sleep early”, so I went home. Later that night I saw him at the bar with who I assumed was the girlfriend I didn’t know existed. Classy!

working at the shop today, someone mentioned this little angry gem of a website. it's called " I bang the worst dudes (sorry mom)". for short, it's called sorry-mom.com. a website that is dedicated to randomly uploaded photos of alleged douschebags that fuck weird. from what i gather, anyway. my friend miles made the cut meaning he managed to bum out some chick enough to put a photo up of him admist the hobbyist mimes, jackass vin diesels with tribal fades, and adolescent hipsters that smell like mold. congradulations, miles!! i always knew there was something wrong with you!!!

disclaimer: roxanne does not approve of this site, and/or ganking shit that sucks already, and/or reinventing the shitty wheel. please see vice's do's and don'ts for obvious reference.



SORRY MOM
SORRY MOM
SORRY MOM