Saturday, April 11, 2009



haha, this stupid bitch jumped into the polar bear habitat during feeding time because she thought she was in a cartoon. as you can see, it's evident what went from dancing in a field of cotton candy and rainbows with a group of polar bears soon turned into a watery grave of agony. it seems she got her ass bitten a few times, but the zoo managed to get her out. too bad, they should have left her in there. i'm sure the crazy bitch has some kids somewhere. she probably left them playing in traffic by the autobahn, while mommy went to go run "adult errands."

spike jonze? does that mean it's going to be like where the wild things are meets chocolate tour

Friday, April 10, 2009

This article is the lamest fucking shitty article I have seen in a really long time. Pia Arrobio or whatever her fucking last name is that I see all the time contributed infilitrated photos of Autumn lurkers, and this chick who apparently tried to fuck her weight in dicks at Max Fish and couldn't, wrote an article detesting the social phenomenom of what she calls skater dating in all of it's embittered modern ho complexities. Not only did Vice Magazine feature a shitty article a while ago with Pia amongst the Baker dudes in her apartment, this article in Miss Behave ( or whatever the fuck it's called ) also featured an article involving the same headlines: skater dater. Please bitches of the world, get off that shit. Apparently, originality is hard when all you care to contemplate is using your fucking vagina to discover some sort of repressed investigative journalist.

It's really hard not to be aggravated by shit like this especially since New York City , as well as everywhere else, is full of dick riders who never get fucking called the fuck out. Every now and then the glaring superficialities of people that try to adapt to "subcultural" lifestyles as a last ditch effort to reflect some sort of missed adolescent fulfillment and experience, is instead discovered through late blossoming sexual conquests at shitty skateboard dive bars. Or behind a dj booth at lit on LA Wednesdays. Please don't hide behind your ironic outfits, becauase it's still clear what certain people are after.The worst part is, is that mediocre people with almost nothing to say, somehow end up writing articles or contributing to articles that actually have a remotely far reaching demographic. It's like smearing the shit around in your underpants man and making people smell your finger.

Fuck pro hoes, and fuck the hoes that robo jock skateboarders in the first place. you need to quit whining about what a loser you are and go back to sucking football dick.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

thanks to a combination of kids and gross food habits this exists


Tom's Resturant in Prospect Heights. Never been there until today. Roxanne used to weirdo out here. Food Tour 2009, making tummy dreams come true one hungover wednesday at a time. Love places like this. The waiters were super attentive and the owner was so nice he gave us all a free chocolate milkshake to share. Before we even got our food we were showered with free snacks. I guess it's normal to eat full meals before your own, and not be at Olive Garden. A guy went around using tongs to take out cookies out of a box of tuperwear for all the diners.

i love places that are decorated like 99cent store craze.

i couldn't stop looking around, everything was so interesting to look at.

little kid reactions

the "tom" that owns the joint

character profiles



How to spend a beautiful Sunday. Skip as many rocks as you can with a friend. Eat ice cream, and make fun of fashion goons on impromptu photo shoots at will.

observe. posing at your local garbage dump is so fashion forward and painfully original. uuuggghh



don't be fooled, this photo was taken at 530 am. will and adam came through hard. morning cleaning crew hard. but generally, everyone has been coming through hard. which is the most amazing feeling of stokedness to have so many good souls around.

will, wondering how 1130 turned into 445am

wildman & injured babylegs

secret waist down meetings taking place. check out the girl on the right. she was gettin' busy all night. she definitely had her pick of the lurker litter. note the accquired business tie. somebody in that bar is missing a tie, and he fully expects some poon.

the berrics.

i don't remember who the guy with the detroit tigers hat is. he was raging. raging so hard he threw something at roxanne and she dragged him out of the bar by hairs of his collar like the rugged mexican german she is. in this photo he kind of looks like that dude who's trying to tell you a story you really don't want to hear. notice will's nervous laugh, and the fact he's trying to shake loose of the inching sleeper hold.

sonia and dudes

beer buddha thoughts

it's kind of funny, tuesdays just feel like a bunch of homies are hanging out at my apartment. and it just happens to be extremely dark. so many fucking bottles. derelict approved.

toast to the sky, don't let the ceiling get you down.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

JR spent one entire month in KENYA for this new 28MM PROJECT. He is once again taking art into the most poor and forgotten places of the world. After have done an amazing work in brazilian "favelas", he's coming back with a new project in AFRICA. He went to kenyan ghettos and once again use the natural background as his own canvas. The results is just "extraordinaire".
28MM x WOMEN is a personnal project of JR : "The Women project wants to underline their pivotal role and to highlight their dignity by shooting them in their daily lives and posting them on the walls of their country.

On the other hand, by posting the same images of these women in Western countries, the project allows everyone to feel concerned by their condition and connects, through art, the two different worlds. Kenya, South-Sudan, Sierra-Leone, Liberia - The violence suffered by women there is the extreme expression of discriminations. The ethnic wars in Africa are a source of the worst crimes on women. When meeting them, JR wants to testify of their force, their courage and their noble struggle: first to live, then to exist."

JR is not only an artist working an including his pics on urban/poor and devasted modern landscape, he is able to really build a social link and a social network with those population, and the people who are living day after day in such poor human conditions. His work is not only beautiful but also usefull because he put lights on forgotten cities and people. - pulled from

DETROIT, April 6 (UPI) -- Detroit police foiled plans for an impromptu pillow fight at Campus Martius Park by confiscating pillows from the would-be participants.
People who showed up for the Saturday event, one of at least 50 scheduled around the world using social networking Web sites, said officers were stationed at the park and confiscated pillows prior to the brawl's planned 4 p.m. start time, the Detroit News reported Monday.

One attempted pillow fighter said he was told by an officer that about 5,000 pillows had been collected as of 4 p.m. Saturday.

Detroit Police spokesman James Tate said the event posed cleanup issues for the city, as large-scale pillow fights tend to leave large amounts of feathers behind, and officers were concerned that some people who didn't want to participate could be hit by mistake.

"They took my pillows but let me keep my cases," Michael Davis, 32, told the News. "They told me I needed a permit. I can understand."

However, some of those whose pillows were taken were less understanding, the newspaper said.

"I am furious," said Elida Quesada, 23. "It (a pillow fight) is so silly and childlike. It would have been fun. It seems like everything that is fun is illegal."


Sunday, April 5, 2009