Saturday, April 11, 2009
FEED THE BEARS..
haha, this stupid bitch jumped into the polar bear habitat during feeding time because she thought she was in a cartoon. as you can see, it's evident what went from dancing in a field of cotton candy and rainbows with a group of polar bears soon turned into a watery grave of agony. it seems she got her ass bitten a few times, but the zoo managed to get her out. too bad, they should have left her in there. i'm sure the crazy bitch has some kids somewhere. she probably left them playing in traffic by the autobahn, while mommy went to go run "adult errands."
spike jonze? does that mean it's going to be like where the wild things are meets chocolate tour
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 6:57 PM
Friday, April 10, 2009
This article is the lamest fucking shitty article I have seen in a really long time. Pia Arrobio or whatever her fucking last name is that I see all the time contributed infilitrated photos of Autumn lurkers, and this chick who apparently tried to fuck her weight in dicks at Max Fish and couldn't, wrote an article detesting the social phenomenom of what she calls skater dating in all of it's embittered modern ho complexities. Not only did Vice Magazine feature a shitty article a while ago with Pia amongst the Baker dudes in her apartment, this article in Miss Behave ( or whatever the fuck it's called ) also featured an article involving the same headlines: skater dater. Please bitches of the world, get off that shit. Apparently, originality is hard when all you care to contemplate is using your fucking vagina to discover some sort of repressed investigative journalist.
It's really hard not to be aggravated by shit like this especially since New York City , as well as everywhere else, is full of dick riders who never get fucking called the fuck out. Every now and then the glaring superficialities of people that try to adapt to "subcultural" lifestyles as a last ditch effort to reflect some sort of missed adolescent fulfillment and experience, is instead discovered through late blossoming sexual conquests at shitty skateboard dive bars. Or behind a dj booth at lit on LA Wednesdays. Please don't hide behind your ironic outfits, becauase it's still clear what certain people are after.The worst part is, is that mediocre people with almost nothing to say, somehow end up writing articles or contributing to articles that actually have a remotely far reaching demographic. It's like smearing the shit around in your underpants man and making people smell your finger.
Fuck pro hoes, and fuck the hoes that robo jock skateboarders in the first place. you need to quit whining about what a loser you are and go back to sucking football dick.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 10:18 PM