Friday, April 24, 2009

EXCLUSIVITY



IN HONOR OF THE EXCLUSIVITY IN ART, ROXANNE DECIDED WHAT WOULD BE MORE UNDERGROUND THAN HAVING AN ART SHOW ON SOMEONE'S BEDROOM WALL. WITHOUT THEM KNOWING? LIKE A SURPRISE ART SHOW AND ONLY ONE OR TWO PEOPLE COULD COME. SHIT IS LEGIT.PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE NEW UNDERGROUND.



STEP ONE: UNLIT CIGS.



STEP TWO: UNINVITED CRASHERS.





STEP LATER: COMPLETION, POWER FIST



FINALLY, THE OPENING. CRITIC REACTIONS? IGNORING THE ART. TYPICAL.



SOMETIMES WE ALL NEED A LITTLE HELP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION



YES, YES. THIS IS GOOD



TELL ME MORE?



YES. I AGREE. VERY PERSONABLE.




DOG LIFTING REALLY BRINGS OUT THE POLITICAL NATURE OF THIS PIECE. THERE'S A LOT BEING SAID HERE.



GUNS N' ROSES AT CANTERS




TINO, ABOUT TO CREATE MY EA SKATES CHARACTER

Thursday, April 23, 2009


WEIGHT OF THE WORLD



You're the only one looking out for you
Everyone else is looking for second chances

After all the things that you go through
They want to pawn off all their problems
They can't solve on you

I don't want to feel the weight of the world

There's too much pressure but there's time
To find a better way to speak my mind
Than complaining and whining
It's your pressure you're defining

Can't rely on all those people
To do the same for you
Independence makes you strong
S willingness to carry on
But you don't even try

Try and try to get things right
But it's a cause that's been lost from the start
I don't want to feel the weight of the world

I won't know what to think
When the quicksand around us
Sinks everything that's been standing in our way

I don't know if we'll succeed
In satisfying everyone's needs
'Cause clearly there's not enough hours in the day
Just to wake up
No longer enough to tackle
Every day so I won't

You've got it rough
And all you can do is sit around
And complain well don't

I don't want to feel the weight of the world

SHREDDING LETTUCE WITH MCNUTLEY



This is how I stay in contact with friends, I youtube them. This shit is funny.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS WHEN MY MIND IS MADE UP



a few friends have been mentioning this article to me, but only this morning did i briefly skim through it. pathetic in many ways, the reference to her name as being a ms. ferrell was a pretty clear indication she was adopted even before the article mentioned it. only later would i see several mentions of her sexually explicit, upfront, nature that would ultimately pave her way in these intricately decieving, haphazard, relationships she formed with these dudes (victims?). not victims because they were still sliding their hotdogs down her cancerous hallway.let me explain, the girl was/is a fucking compulsive liar and even pulled the cancer card. that sucks! but what do you expect from a crazy ass adopted korean american girl from fucking salt lake city? seriously, motherfuckers need to get a clue. i'm definitely friends with korean girls, you can't be from san francisco and be asian, and not be friends with koreans. but let me say more often than enough, korean girls, i imagine grow up with dominant patriarchs. and dominant is probably an understatement.

lastly, this bitch is not even cute. why do guys think every asian girl is cute? it's insulting. it's also real gossip girl like to write three pages about her and in the end the relationship only really survived because you thought she was still cute despite her inconsistent theatrics. stuuuuuuuuupppppid!!!! as far as i'm concerned, guys that stick to crazy chicks deserve every minute of unreasonable levels of emotional fuckery. GOOD THING I THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT MY PHOENIX TATTOO PIECE ON MY CHEST BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY CUTE AND THAT WILL ONLY MAKE ME CUTER AND INDICATE THAT I AM COMMITTED TO MY UNIQUENESS.

also, since new york city is almost impossible to develop serious, intimate relationships in the first place, it really isn't the guy's fault that a strange girl at a bar would pass him notes that said she wanted to give him a handjob with her mouth. and that he would take these advances as something godsent and special. seriously? yeah man, that's so fucking cool. girls with no dignity can be so attractive. it's the fucking currency of the world. so what? a shitty person is a shitty person. it's why any guy would want to move here. so their dicks aren't lonely anymore, who cares if the person sucks. your dick still gets to sit in something warm whenever you want.

this article just goes to show that you really can do about anything you want in new york city. especially if you look the part. ohhh, the fucking part! life can be such a fucking stupid audition for an american apparel ad! it doesn't hurt when you do your homework and beam musical interests, knowledge, and connections. AND THEN WORK AT VICE. wait, that's like everybody? so in general, she really isn't that different from 90% of the people that live in new york city and get away with being a kook. also, if you emerge from a bathroom with blood in your hand, it has to be from cancer, not your stupid, nutty vagina.

i bet this chick is not even real, just a metaphor for all the scummy sociopathic individuals that somehow always end up being successful. i mean she is afterall, fucking balling. plus, had anyone called her out on her bullshit in the first place, most of this would probably have been avoided. but hey, it's not so weird that people exploit things constantly is it? or stretch the truth to make themselves look more important? afterall, if people let shitty behavior slide, what the fuck do you think is going to happen? a pair of korean abdul jaabar boobies wrapped around your dick never hurt anyone until now? hey world, wake up and man the fuck up!!! now sit in the shitty bed you made and quit bitching about how your dicksucking sugar mama gave you a free 10 grand. wahh wahh nothing ever added up in our relationship but i took the money anyway. fucking kooks, a barrel of fucking tattooed monkeys.

if people really think one person is capable of being the source of hipster evil, that's funny. turn off your fucking life then. if this article will make at least one guy think twice about letting a strange girl sit on his dick. i'd say that would never happen.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


old school b/s blunts





skateboarding to win!!!and do more skaters! i mean.. do more for skaters!



Bridge Tours. Ideal for Sunny Days. Jeremy and Paulgar. Lil sara in the distance.headed towards the green diamond, rich mahagony skate video premiere at the autumn bowl.



Your pants fucking give me nightmares of skate years past. I remember when I used to wear big ass pants and I would always get that spherical missing denim piece on the back of my pants. That's when I knew I had to go back to the Gap to get another pair. Size 34 pants with a tendency to drag my feet. But the back knee cut outs? What's really going on here?



Saw Massan on the bridge. Although, hours later, some weird dude at Enids would yell "Pier 7" at me, Massan is definitely Pier 7 fam. I wonder if he gets that kind of unwanted attention too. Not that I don't fully back my days at the Pier, because I do. I just don't back weird dudes yelling things at me. EVER.



first stop, these two. amadeus and a friend. amadeus is a frequent shop lurker who apparently rides for artichoke. ou will notice a few kids wearing these shirts. artichoke is not what you think it is. it's way better. it's an insanely good pizza spot up the street from the shop that specializes in artichoke slices covered in cheese, choking your taste buds. did i mention it's really good? and now they sponsor kids through slices i guess?



lil 50 and that other dude i forget who's name is.



lorena rollin up the sleeves, indicating intentional skateboarding of some sort. small culmination of lurkers for the evening



dell projections. tight.



jahmal shredded my cruiser. that thing is no joke, super swiss and 56 spitfire 80d softies. killed it!






















the video ended up running into technical difficulties after the first full part which was yaje's part. obvoiusly, he killed it, i will say nothing more. you definitely need to see his part if you're into casual skateboarding rippage. not to mention he's from new york city which makes his style and lines all the more to appreciate. sitting in the dark with a billion kids was rad at first. but slowly my tired drunkenness felt compelled to leave as well as the group agreeing that we should catch the "adult" premiere at enids instead. i didn't end up seeing that showing either since i anticipated a gross turnout where i wouldn't be able to see anything. but i'm sure when i end up seeing it at the skate shop all the way through, it will be just as enjoyable, if not more.