Saturday, May 9, 2009








new girl boards featuring super creepy alex olson twins!



spaghetti hairs



shelly and an entire wisconsin lineage! holding it down hard



"yo you want to buy some james bond watches? no? watch this



when life paths cross



cum string denim



vaginal scratching post



attention whores



do it yourself marc jacobs ads



at first i thought it said abortion is suicide. but you know his jacket was covering the first few letters. oh well, it's still good to wear a thrifted opinion.



8 generations deep of painters



neighbors


AS THE RAIN HITS THE GROUND,
I DON'T CARE WHAT MY FEET HIT,
AS LONG AS IT'S SOMEONE'S FACE I HATE.
HAIKU LENGTHS.


sure, he looks like he's deep throating the mic.. the

point is

i wanted to sing this for karoke since it reminds me of something nostalgic, so i've been playing it at my fake dj'ing night. he's liv tyler's baby daddy and spacehog has probably one good song i know of. (this being it)

I QUIT FACEBOOK MORE THAN A MONTH AGO. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT STRANGELY DISTSANT, YET FAMILIARLY OBTRUSIVE ACTIVITY UPDATES THAT CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF ME. WHILE CERTAIN PEOPLE WALLOW IN THE PITFALLS OF TECHNOLOGICAL DECEIT, THE REST OF US CAN JUST SIGN OFF. MORE FACETIME, LESS RANDOM PARTY FRIEND TIME= LIFETIME.

I APPPRECIATE COMMENTS. CONSIDERING THE FACT MORE PEOPLE THAN I THINK LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT. SO THANK YOU KATE MOSS OF AUSTRAILIA ( AND PERSONAL FRIEND FILES) FOR TELLING ME SHE APPRECIATES RAINBOWS AND HORNY CATS!!! BEAM! DRUNKEN KAROKE BEAM TO AMSTERDAM TONIGHT!!!!! YESSSS!!!!! IT WAS ROOMMATE NIGHT AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE ISSS!!!!BOOO!!

Friday, May 8, 2009


I pulled this photo off of Vanessa's blog from Barcelona. Too good to not share. Morning Cat Commute.


Thursday, May 7, 2009



May 6, 2009—Given away by bird poop on his socks, fancy pants here was charged Tuesday in California with smuggling exotic Asian songbirds from Vietnam into the United States by strapping them onto his legs.

Droppings on Sony Dong's socks and feathers peeking out from under a pant leg tipped off a Los Angeles International Airport inspector in March, who arrested the 46-year-old.

Dong wore an elaborate set of leggings with buttoned cloth wrappings, which held more than a dozen birds (pictured), the Associated Press reported.

Inspectors had flagged Dong for inspection because he had abandoned a suitcase of 18 birds in the L.A. airport in December 2008.

He had returned to Vietnam in February to collect more songbirds, which included red-whiskered bulbuls, magpie robins, and shama thrushes.

The animals sell for up to U.S. $400 each in the United States, U.S. Attorney's Office spokesperson Thom Mrozek told the Associated Press.

"They're rare and there are collectors who are willing to pay top dollar for these things," he said.

(Related: "900 Oven-Ready Owls, 7,000 Live Lizards Seized in Asia.")

The birds, now in quarantine, may be donated to a zoo.

Dong, who was charged with conspiracy, is currently free as a bird on bail.

—Christine Dell'Amore
Photograph by AP/Department of Justice




Goma, Congo, April 26, 2009--After a three-month stakeout, agents from Virunga National Park recovered the eastern lowland gorilla infant shown above from inside a piece of luggage.

Orphaned, dehydrated, and with a puncture wound to the leg, the confused baby was found stuffed into the bottom of an animal trafficker's suitcase. The young ape will be cared for by doctors in the Virunga gorilla sanctuary.

—Photograph by Gorilla.cd via AP

GRANDMA, IS THAT YOU?




this is not fake. reality is stranger than fiction. being tight with 800 pound bears is totally normal!

$99 ON EBAY. WHY?




THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMAL



BUY IT NOW PRICE $152. WHY?



SIZE 9 MEN'S, UGHHH




BUY IT NOW ASSHOLE PRICE $2,995. THERE IS SOMETHING CLEARLY WRONG WITH THIS



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

IT DON'T COME EASY



there was a show at the autumn bowl last weekend. "that kid rich" put it on.. jumpship, mcrad, and some other bands played i have a terrible memory for names but they all shredded. early arriving wave riding vehicles! eric pinto trying to get this stick signed by mcrad.



bowl welcoming commitee staffed by vander and marco. run for your lives.



what's more hardcore than a drunk trashcan with doc martins?



the answer is bob's facial expression. bob showed up with a six pack of presidentes. best friends 4evr!



tough guy benches



shred shred shred!hate hate hate!



i asked this guy if he was enjoying the show, he said yes



jumonji vs chuck norris? serious toss up.




katie bummed on her torn acl. season of injuries everyone is getting fucked and it's not even summer yet. i guess we're all going to have to learn to ride bikes with no brakes.



backroom tough guy meetings



bowl elegance



proper dog pisser.



jumonji laybacks










off



on



going for it




rich wears his a hat that says "that kid rich." so you don't get confused



late night leftovers





last but not least, these weird mexican dudes were apparently shooting up heroin in the bathroom. vander had to kick them out. it was kind of weird. they were all holding shit loads of lighting equipment for some reason as they filed out. i half expected them to be shooting some weird fetish porno. i took one photo of them and this is what i got. their backs. it smells like fucking unflushed piles of terd in there. i guess the fragrance is comforting for some.