Friday, September 11, 2009
I'm not one to fully pull posts from gossip/celebrity blogs since it's mostly a guilty pleasure that I try to not embellish. But I read this particular post and found it retardedly funny since it's someone else's real life. Isn't that the guy from SUM 41 or something? Uh I looked it up, Good Charlotte..wow..On top of that, this guy dated Hilary Duff when she was 16, and he was 25. Ewww...
NICOLE RICHIE GAVE BIRTH TO A PIRATE HIPSTER BIRD
Right now at a hospital room in the Los Angeles area, a newborn baby is desperately trying to crawl back into Nicole Richie's vagina after hearing what she has named him. People reports that Nicole and Joel Madden welcomed a baby boy early this morning and named him Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Yes, this just confirms that doing massive amounts of the bad shit will eff up your brains for life!
Sparrow James Midnight Madden joins 19-month-old Harlow Winter Kate Madden as the newest member of the Our Parents Hate Us Club (The Madden Branch).
Nicole and Joel issued this statement that sounds like it was written by Edgar Allen Poe's ass lips: "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."
Okay, okay, his name isn't that bad (Yes, it is). If I was still a 15-year-old faux goth kid on ecstasy, I'd completely be into Nicole Richie giving her baby a name that sounds like an Urban Decay nail polish color.
Posted by: Michael K
-pulled from dlisted.com
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