Saturday, May 14, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Blogger is blowing it by "temporarily" deleting everyone on blogger's posts from the last few days due to technical difficulties. Whatever. Here today, gone tomorrow. One day they're just going to shut Blogger down and Heavydiscussion as well as every other brain sucking blog will become as memorable as an ancient fart lost in the internet wind. But like everything else, things could be worse: here are some videos I've been jonezin' to repost.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 11:49 PM
Not sure how I feel about this. But since I always repost a lot of weird bullshit- why not. But really teetering on cheesy. Too bad cheese isn't vegan. Black Metal Vegan Chef would be disappointed to know I prefer cooked flesh.
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 10:44 PM
It really is the Time Of the Season. It's getting warm out- people are feeling comfortable. I'm starting to feel like I'm 20 again because of so much random bullshit that follows me. I want to pull my camera out and film but life is always going to be faster than technology. Not to mention, the unreliability of our shaky, uncertain human fingers.
I got out of a cab back to my apartment. Having my money pulled out, I was basically waiting on this "older" cab driver man to give me my change. I could tell during the ride he was unsure of where he was taking me, despite my directions, or he was trying to lag. Whatever it was, I opened the door, and was ready to jump out at a moment's reaction. Anytime I anticipate double parking in a cab, I am completely aware of narrow streets and parked cars; hence oncoming traffic. Usually I tell the driver to pull up to the corner of the next block so he can park in an empty zone. Not tonight, there was another car parked there. So I saw there were a set of lights behind us, slowly pulling up.
Meanwhile, the cab driver fumbles around for a dollar in change.
"THIS AIN'T MANHATTAN, MOVE THE FUCK UP!!!" yells a heavy voice from behind. I finally get out, and tell the bright headlights to chill, I was just getting change. This dude in his minivan, with his family, is about to get ferocious.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT-LET'S DO THIS!! I'LL FUCKING RUN YOU OVER " he yelled from his rolled down window. As my cab rolled past to leave, I turned around to abandon the situation. Quickly changing my mind, I turned back around to see what exactly it was he wanted to do.
"Look man, you don't need to be fucking yelling at me because I'm getting change from the dude!!" I said, in a very resistant, loud voice. I was so close to his elbow, I could see a woman in the passenger seat that remained silent, as well as a child in a FUCKING BABY SEAT, trying to peer out of the driver's side window at me.
I forgot exactly what else he said, only amounting to a few moments in eccentric public conversation, but all I knew was he wasn't going to do shit because his FAMILY WAS IN THE FUCKING CAR and I had a skateboard ready to tap on some economy grade glass.
I told him " Look man, you're in a FUCKING MINIVAN. You're pissed, and you're angry, get a new fucking job! " To which it was apparent he really wasn't about to do shit from behind his seat belt turned into a one way street.
And I was right- he didn't do shit. But sometimes I wish people would do something because even if you're lok'ed out as fuck with your angry ass voice and live some shitty life where you don't give a fuck, doesn't mean I'm a fucking punk and will listen to your angry bullshit.
Some kids walking past with pants down low and backwards hat, tried to say some shit- but you know they ain't doin' shit because they just like the attention.
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 9:12 PM
Double dipped by CURBS ONLY at 12:50 PM