Sunday, March 17, 2013

This is how my evening began. Dinner for one on the busiest night of the week: Saturday. For one thing, I've
sort of observed that everyone in London is a couple. If I lived here I would be the country's permanent third wheel. Going out to dinner on the weekend alone in Shoreditch is like the worst idea ever. There was a pizza cook in this open kitchen at this 'bougie pizza gastro pub restaurant spot and when he saw me at the counter, he like jump kicked the air and yelled "hai ya" at me. Fucking awkward! Then this other pizza cook looks at me, rolls his eyes, and said "Sorry he's Italian."
Dino from last night. Dude's got the biggest smile- so rad.

Audrey fully taking a glass of beer from one bar and walking it to the next bar. 
Walking shot. If you've ever wondered what people look like in London walking down the
street well I just made your dreams come true.

Will! Such a good host!
Where the fuck did I just walk in to?

A bar called Visions.

The bar is melting.

One day I'll look at these photos when I'm old and grey and be like "damn".
When we were at the last bar this guy, Ola,  told me I should take my "fashion top"
with them to Visions. Dude. he called my thrasher hoody a fashion top. It was hilarious; the Queen's English. 

When I get drunk I just start aimlessly pointing my camera in different directions. You know,
intruding on other peoples special occasions. Although I question whether eating cake
in this insanely packed bar on a Saturday is the most ideal situation.
London, where dudes aren't afraid to wear flashy, patchwork button ups.

Taking photos with English Snooki in the bathroom.  Drunk.

Party face! 
I don't know what's going on here at all. Did I try to take a photo of strangers making out?

Will "The Party" Harmon. Yeah, nobody calls him that. Haha. This is also the expression
that I imagine people have when they are listening to Morrissey though. 

In London they rock those old school New York poses super hard. Loves.
Somehow I figured out how to take a bus in the right direction back to my hotel. I've been
lost half the time I've been in London. I'd also like to point out that the dude
in the back is wearing pink pants. And the dude eating fries was offering "chips" to
everyone. Europeans!

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